Special thanks to the following sites for these jokes: When you don’t know what to say: Greeting Cards.What Bible joke have you heard that we can add to the collection? Leave your answer as a comment on this blog. Think these were funny? Check out the 23 Best Christian Pick-Up Lines. The Giants and the Angels were rained out. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?Ī. On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? Adam, because he was first in the human race. Who was the fastest runner in the race?Ī. Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters? How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? Your mother ate us out of house and home. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?Ī. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?Ī. Noah he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?Ī. Because he knew there was something fishy about it. Here are 23 of the best Bible jokes and riddles:Ī. Though friends in your small group may guffaw at your punny-ness, kids are more likely to laugh hard and share a few of their own.
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You don’t need to wait until next Lent to read the Bible through-you can begin today! To download a free copy of the reading guide, click here.Īfter such an immersion into Scripture, it’s time to laugh and play. During Lent, people from around the world joined together to read the entire Bible in 40 Days.
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